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mslindado
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Post subject:  Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 5:18 pm |
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Joined: Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:24 pm
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Location: Screw Town Texas
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Joke 1
A Koala bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear starts getting dressed.
The hooker says, "wheres my money?"
The koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear.
It says "gets paid for sex."
The koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to the hooker.
It says, "Eats bush and leaves!"
Joke 2
Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.
When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open."
He did not understand her remark but later on, he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary.
Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
_________________  [url="http://www.myspace.com/disb0otaylinda"]Myspace[/url] So sick of ppl stealin my pics
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gan0listik
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 5:21 pm |
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Location: Toronto ; Canada
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ROFLLLLLL LMFAOOOOOOOO THAT WAS GOOD! I would never eat a phookin bush! thats Ri-DONK-U-lous! LMFAOO
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(10:33 PM) <span style="color:#800080">2hot4u - gano lets smoke together when i get up there</div></div>
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69CWK69
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 5:48 pm |
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hahahahaahaahaha LMAOOO thats funyn as hahahaha
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Indomie
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:59 pm |
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popupmagnet
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:07 pm |
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haha linda, where do you find your jokes? ><'" they're damn funny
_________________   YUUUUA!!! holla atcha boy ladiesss ;]
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mslindado
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:35 pm |
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Location: Screw Town Texas
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Quote: haha linda, where do you find your jokes? ><'" they're damn funny[/b] i dont kno i just search 4 dem _________________ [url="http://www.myspace.com/disb0otaylinda"]Myspace[/url] So sick of ppl stealin my pics
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NdnCwalker
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:00 am |
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Location: Charlotte, NC
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AHAHAHAH THATS HILARIOUS, THE SECOND ONE IS FUCKIN FUNNY AS HELL!
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Josh<3
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:26 am |
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omg there so funny lol keep more of them coming 
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ghettomienboi
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:55 pm |
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Location: Oregon
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ahaha...da secend one was hella funny!!...=]
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Bazalt
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:46 pm |
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