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Muzza4Life
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Post subject:  Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:21 am |
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hahaha oh that chuck norris
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Joseph
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:06 pm |
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Anhoriz
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:58 am |
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Chuck Norris died at 1950... But the death wasn't brave enough to tell him.
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macky
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:51 pm |
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Location: Rotherham, England
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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris round-house kicked a horse in the face, its now known as the giraffe.
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TWalk
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:02 pm |
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Joined: Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:46 pm
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Location: CaLiFoRnIa
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.
Chuck Norris once shot down an airplane by pointing his finger and yelling "Bang!"
There are no such things as lesbians, only women who haven't met Chuck Norris.
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jefftaclob
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:07 pm |
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
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lovekrns
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:48 pm |
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Joined: Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:10 pm
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Location: Fogtown
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round house kick to your face cuz thats what chuck norris would do
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delio
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:44 pm |
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Location: houston
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chuck norris doesnt do push ups, he pushes the earth down....
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Y0iMGETTiNiT
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:57 pm |
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Joined: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:48 pm
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<div class='quotetop'>quote (Thai Kidd @ Sep 14 2007, 07:47 PM) [url="index.php?act=findpost&pid=61236"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/url]</div> Quote: chuck norris got his ass kicked by master bruce. even tho its acting and all... he got his ass kicked [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE[/url][/b] LMFA0 i dont have any! buhht dammm! whyy THE FUCC is chuck norris soo DAMMM FUCCCIN HAIRY!?? _________________    "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." "You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now." "Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die."
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aznKIDD
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 6:26 pm |
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Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:00 am
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iuno if this is already said. cuz im too lazy to look through the posts lol.
but heres one that i have heard of before
when he does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. he pushes the earth down
ahha
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